We celebrated St. Patty’s Day with help from this charming Irish drinkin’ song.
Category Archives: Tony’s Original Bits
The Flight of the Drunken Pilots
A pilot was removed from the cockpit of a Jet Blue flight, as his blood-alcohol-content was four times the legal limit, so naturally we present “The Flight of The Drunken Pilots”
The New IcyHot Penis Patch!
After news of the Olympic cross-country skier’s frozen digit ordeal went viral, the people at IcyHot introduced a new patch for a very specific area.
Squirrel. It’s What’s For Dinner
A new dish has caught on in Scotland, quickly gaining popularity and raising eyebrows
Made for Each Other
Love is in the air, Valentine’s Day is coming up fast.
Wondering where to spend your romantic evening? How ’bout the place where you first met.
Rosetta Stone for Football
The big game is here! Are you ready?
Maybe you’re headed to a party, but maybe you’re not ready.
McDonaldskis in Russia
Geo-political issues are being debated, President Biden is sending warnings, and tensions are rising.
With the possible invasion of Ukraine at any moment, we remember when the biggest story out of Russia was when they opened their first McDonald’s.
Hey Hey Bye Bye Spotify
Neil Young is now offering his fans a free limited subscription to Amazon Music, just days after pulling his music from Spotify, over his complaint that Joe Rogan was a spreader of misinformation, leading to a TonyTune.
Nippleless Nicholas
A kid accepted a dare to spray 2 full cans of Axe Body Spray onto his chest. His nipples froze and fell off, and the incident led to a new TV show!
The Ebola Polka
Over one-hundred pounds of meat was seized at MSP. Bushmeat is raw & unprocessed, and comes from animals like bats, primates and rats, and can cause sickness like the Ebola virus. Isn’t that a reason to polka?