DOUBLE DUTCH CHAMP TO THE RESCUE: How one professional jump roper saved a kid who fell thru the ice, plus find your soul mate for the low low price of one million dollars and who’s really watching porn at work…
Category Archives: KQ Morning Show
KQ Morning Show Setlist 1-31-25
It’s Not Over Until She Throws a Brick Through Your Window: One woman tried to get her “sugar-boo” back in the dumbest way possible, and she recorded it all! Plus what’s the best thing that could happen when drinking with your boss and the odds we’ll get crushed by an asteroid in 2032.
KQ Morning Show Setlist 1-30-25
JUST CHUG A BEER: A doctor out of Wisconsin thinks he’s nailed a hiccup cure but we’ve got some better remedies, plus things that have ended up in your food that aren’t edible and how we’ll beat the robots in a race.
KQ Morning Show 1-29-25
TONKA SMART: One driver tried to purify their SUV in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, plus we discovered the sexiest job (and it wasn’t exotic dancer) and the southern MN courses offering tee times tomorrow just so you can brag about golfing in January.
KQ Morning Show Setlist 1-28-25
FROZE HIS NUTS OFF: A Canadian got in a bar fight and then suffered the most painful injury possible… after the fight was over, plus how the slightly less barbaric way we’ll be playing sports in the year 2075 and good news for penises in the future.
KQ Morning Show 1-27-25
SET THE EGG TIMER: Happy National Crapper Day, your doctor doesn’t want to you over do it, just how long should you be in the bathroom? Plus gofundme campaigns that need your attention and Elon Musk is trying to steal your pennies…
KQ Morning Show Setlist 1-24-25
GOBBLE ‘EM DOWN One fan and his buddies heading to see Foghat at the Dome scarfed down some random pills that turned out to be sedatives, instead of rocking out to Slow Ride they end up at the hospital, plus other terrible concert experiences, plus the dumbest way to get someone to bring you a sandwich and Florida out Wisco-ed Wisconsin with their cholesterol oozing resident
KQ Morning Show 1-23-25
D-RECTION: Maybe the dumbest law ever proposed is coming out of Mississippi right now, plus what were the weird punishments you endured, or the crafty ones you used on your kids and what we would ask aliens for if they are real and all powerful.
KQ Morning Show Setlist: 1-22-25
ALL NAMED WILLIAM: Bill Burr was surprised by a meeting with Billy Corgan, it got super uncomfortable for everyone in the room but that made it even more fun for us, plus how many times can your local Aussie TV reporter say “balls” during a show and when one of us pees, we all pee…
KQ Morning Show Setlist 1-21-25
LITTLE ASH-HOLES – A couple of kids might have spilled their PawPaw’s ashes everywhere which their mom didn’t realize… until after she vacuumed them up (d’oh!), and the text line light up with the coolest things you’ve done with your relative’s ashes, from spread near the deer stand, to in shot gun shell and the epic places Annie from Maple Plain took her late husband to, but the anonymous listener who knew someone that used their late mother’s ashes for traction when the car got stuck in the snow wins the day. Plus horrible cures for the flu people used in the middle ages (urine bath?!?!) and what was on your bucket list when you were 13? One kid’s got you beat…