Category Archives: The Chucker Files

Well, golly

“He thought I was Andy Griffith. He’s asking me about the movies, for Chrissake”

Thank you, uh, for the effort there

Dennis Miller call #1 & #2

“The grieving widow of the Man in Black”

“This is not the, uh, the adult contemporary, guitar strummin’, uh, lesbian we love, on the ol’ Anne Heche…ya know”

This is the Chucker at his most respectful

“Why the long face…?”

Is it a difficult process [playing guitar] being that you can’t use your arms and legs?

“The old Woody Hamilton from Cheers, boys & girls!”