“No, no, no! It’s not ‘Jackoff Smearny-earny-off!’ Boy, is this a family show or what?”
Category Archives: The Chucker Files
Carrot Top
“It’s the one and only Carrot Guy!”
Fred Savage of The Wonder Years
Young Fred Savage gets mistaken for Doogie Houser, M.D.
Bernie Kopell of The Love Boat
“Geewhiz, you’re reaching for these attempts at humor. But that’s good. As long as you’re keeping busy, that’s the main thing.”
Bob Weir of The Grateful Dead
“Good Lord, what is this horrible music?”
Eddie Albert
“Apparently, my machinery is falling apart”
Ozzy Osbourne
The Chucker checks in with Ozzy after his split with Sharon goes public
Saddam Hussein
“I’m great. Selling gas like crazy. Raising prices like crazy. I want money, money, money.”
George Takei
“You don’t have a few minutes to spare for all the starving children tuning in to The Chucker’s Playhouse?”
Michael Jackson (The First Chucker Call)
“I like jazz, to tell you the truth. I wouldn’t be bothered with none of that. It’s got a raunchy sound”