Category Archives: The Chucker Files

Yakov Smirnoff

Yakov Smirnoff

“No, no, no! It’s not ‘Jackoff Smearny-earny-off!’ Boy, is this a family show or what?”

Carrot Top

Carrot Top

“It’s the one and only Carrot Guy!”

Bernie Kopell of The Love Boat

Bernie Kopell of The Love Boat

“Geewhiz, you’re reaching for these attempts at humor. But that’s good. As long as you’re keeping busy, that’s the main thing.”

Eddie Albert

Eddie Albert

“Apparently, my machinery is falling apart”

Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne

The Chucker checks in with Ozzy after his split with Sharon goes public

Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein

“I’m great. Selling gas like crazy. Raising prices like crazy. I want money, money, money.”

George Takei

George Takei

“You don’t have a few minutes to spare for all the starving children tuning in to The Chucker’s Playhouse?”

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