May 8, 2013: Darlene Westgor

From bookish kid to entertaining waitress, to being Nick@Nites Funniest Mom in America, Darlene's star continues to rise. With equal amounts of power and petulance, Darlene describes her ow... Read More

That's One Way to Get Noticed

Cabrone Deron Brewer was arrested for drunk driving on Friday after his car stalled on some railroad tracks. "This is going to end up in that mugshot paper, isn't it?" That's what Read More

Man Goes For Joyride On The Hood of a Car

While attempting to stop a hit and run in front of his business, a man grabs on to the hood of the car and ends up going for a little ride.... Read More

May 8, 2013: Mick Jones

Mick Jones of Foreigner is a guitar virtuoso, responsible for some of the greatest rock anthems ever written, including Feels Like The First Time, Urgent, Head Games, Say You Will, Dirty White Boy... Read More

An Obituary Straight Outta Springfield

The Simpsons creator Matt Groening's mother passed away in Portland last month, she was 94. As sad as that is for anyone to lose their mother, her obituary reads like a character description o... Read More

Hot Teacher Forced to Resign Over Naughty Photos

Olivia Sprauer was forced to resign from her teaching position at Martin County High School in Florida after racy photos of her were discovered. The former teacher has a hot modeling career on th... Read More

A Threatening Dildo: Don't Come Back

Ralph Polnicky opened up a package from his mail one day to find a dildo inside calling him a dick. The dildo, apparently from someone at Tractor Supply, also told him not to come back to the store... Read More

May 7, 2013: Larry the Cable Guy

History's hit series Only In America premieres its third season Wednesday, May 8th at 9pm. Larry returns with his "Git-R-Done" antics and love for America's most fascinating charac Read More

Audience Member Rips One While Man Lines Up His Shot

It's apparent that someone in the audience rips one during a very important shot, twice.... Read More

May 7, 2013: Bob Saget

Veteran comic Bob Saget returns to the stage in the long-awaited Bob Saget: That's What I'm Talkin' About, premiering Friday, May 10th at 9pm CT on Showtime. Saget may be most recognize Read More